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Why You Shouldn't Read this Diary October 06, 2005 @ 10:01 p.m.
Kungfu Kitten had a good idea for a post today that I think would be a good exercise for everyone on Diaryland and beyond to engage in. It puts things into humorous persepctive.
So without further ado:
Why you should NOT read Optimystic6's diary:
1)I tend to write the most when nothing is happening and the least when all the shit is hitting the fan, which is pretty counterintuitive and counterproductive if you think about it.
2)Half the time now I'm talking about arcane occult knowledge and practices. While I have not yet had the pleasure of being accused of being a satanist (that's when you know you've really arrived), I'm well on my way to Master Heretic status.
3)I make up for my laziness in posting entries by posting lyrics to favorite songs of mine. Almost a quarter of my diary must be an archive of David Gray songs by now. Hope you like him!
4)I bitch about my family frequently but have yet to come up with real clearcut approaches to dealing with them.
5)I jump around from past to present. I think it adds a dramatic flashback effect, but it may just make people confused and dizzy. Like seeing Any Given Sunday at the movie theater.
6)OMG, THAT DIARY IS SO GAY!
The Seven Faustian Princes and Primeval Magic - February 13, 2009
30 Random Things - January 29, 2009
"Look No Further" - January 25, 2009
"Outside Myself" - January 20, 2009
Goetia, or "The Book of Evil Spirits" - January 17, 2009
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