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George W Bush Library Information December 24, 2008 @ 4:18 p.m.
The Bush Library is being built in Dallas. The "W" Presidential Library will include:
*The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and will remain so for at least a decade.
*The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
*The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you won't even have to show up.
*The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they won't let you in.
*The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they won't let you out.
*The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
*The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
*The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.
*The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.
*The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they'll make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes a fifth time.
*The Dick Cheney Room, in a famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
*The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
*The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you will be able to buy an election.
*The Airport Men's Room, where you'll be able meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.
*The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
*The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.
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